• operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

smpitrnal:

the size of my thighs makes me so sad

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fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

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